As anyone who's read Moneyball knows, the playoffs are essentially a craphoot. Certainly,
teams with two dominant pitchers can mow through other teams and win the World Series. And, certainly,
one team (the most dominant franchise in the history of sports) has been in five of the past six World SeriesBut, I shouldn't be in the business of making predictions. At the beginning of the year, I had the Red Sox winning the AL East, the A's winning the AL West and the White Sox winning the Central. I had the Phillies winning the NL East, the Cubs winning the Central and the Giants winning the West.
I repeat: I shouldn't be in the business of making predictions.
So, instead, I'll give the teams I'm rooting for in each of the Division Series, and why I'm rooting for said teams. I will do the same after the DS are played.
AL:
Yankees vs. TwinsBeing a White Sox (a team in the American League) fan, it is tough to root for the Yankees. Hell, anyone who didn't grow up in NY or lives in NY, should probably have trouble rooting for the Yankees. But, for me, the Twins are the Sox' most hated rivals. The Twins, in my eyes, are a very, very lucky team, in that they are lucky the Sox:
A) Are dumb and couldn't turn a good farm system into real talent
B) Are dumb and hire idiot managers
C) Are unlucky and had their two best hitters get hurt at, basically, the same time
D) Are dumb and make stupid trades
More importantly, the Twins picked up a guy in the Rule V draft a few years ago, who just happened to turn into the best pitcher in baseball. What Johan Santana has done this year is, basically, unbelievable.
I don't like the Twins. I resent their success. I resent the shit-talking they do (Torii Hunter, Doug Mientwwklshjfjfishdswhatever, Jacque Jones, et. al). I just resent them. What can I say, I'm a White Sox fan. I am bitter.
So, for this series, as I've done before, I'll root for the Yankees. Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world for me; I like a lot of their players. When he was in Baltimore, I worshipped Mike Mussina. When he was in Montreal, I loved Javier Vasquez. Despite being overrated (oh, he's got such heart!), Derek Jeter is still a fine player (a .291 EQa is very good, especially for a guy who sucked to start the year). A-Rod (despite his
political party affiliations) is a great player, and Mo Rivera is probably the most dominant postseason reliever EVER.
So, for me, I'm rooting for the Yankees. Go Yankees. Beat those hated Twins.
Red Sox vs. AngelsI am a journalist, so the Red Sox are a very sexy team for me; they always have been. There is no better story than the Red Sox in baseball. For all the Cubs unhappiness, they were lovable losers for a while. The Red Sox Nation, for all intents and purposes, has always beena more hateful, unhappy group. The Cub fans got drunk, Red Sox fans tried to off themselves. The Red Sox have this David complex that just begs to be paired with the Yankees in the ALCS.
More importantly, the Red Sox have an interesting cast of characters. Kevin Millar, for all his redneckness, seems to be a fun dude to hang out with. Johnny Damon is cool, as well, with that crazy hair and beard. David Ortiz is a big, goofy dude, and he's got a great couple of nicknames ("Cookie Monster" and "Papi," as in "¡Ay, papi!" How great is that?). Orlando Cabrera has great hair. I can't stand Curt Schilling (in the words of the
best sportswriter in the country, he's an "arrogant blowhard"), but he's an excellent pitcher. Hell, the Red Sox even have a knuckleballer (my favorite breed of pitcher), Tim Wakefield. I'm one of Wakefield's biggest fans outside his family.
Mainly, though the Red Sox have two jovial men I can't help but love: Manny Ramirez and Pedro Martinez. Ramirez, by all accounts, is a hitting idiot savant. This is a guy who left nearly a million dollars worth of paychecks in his rental car glovebox; he said he forgot about them. In the outfield, he looks like he'd rather be anywhere. Every time a ball comes to him, he treats it like a hot potato, sending it into the infield as quick as possible. But, his hitting is unbelievable. His swing is nearly perfect and he just rakes. Also, great hair.
Pedro, on the other hand, is about as jovial as they come. He has sumo wrestled with Tomo Ohka, spoke to a man in a lobster suit for an ad, and recently called the Yankees "my daddies." This is hilarious. He may not be the Pedro of old, striking out 15 a game, but I still believe he can bust one of those games out sometime.
I am not really for or against the Angels. I like some of their guys, and I respect the hell out of Arte Moreno, Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia. But, I've got to go with the Red Sox every time.
NL:
Los Angeles vs. St. LouisWhen I was younger, I really loved the Cardinals (reason: Cardinals hate the Cubs. Anyone who hates the Cubs is a friend of mine). This changed a bit when I went to
college, as Cardinals fans are some of the most obnoxious people in the world. No team exists outside the Cardinals for their fans. It is very irritating.
Nonetheless, I still root for them. I still love Pujols, mainly because I picked him up during his first week for my fantasy team, only because of his name. I still like Scott Rolen; I love anyone who can lost a power struggle with Larry Bowa and still end up the winner. Matt Morris is another favorite of mine, as he went to Seton Hall. TLR is obviously insane, but he has
done a lot of charity work for sheltered animals.
I hope the Cardinals defy the myth that they are the 2001 Mariners: all regular season, no post-. The pitching staff is pretty ramschackle, but if Matt Morris can put in a decent performance, the Cardinals have a good chance.
The Dodgers are run by Paul DePodesta, whom I greatly admire. I think his acquisition of Milton Bradley was a great move to gamble on a very talented, albeit troubled, individual. I love the trade for Big Choi and Brad "Just a Bad" Penny (Big Black reference). But, I still have to go with the Cardinals.
Houston vs. AtlantaPart of me wants to root for Houston, as Craig Biggio is easily the most underappreciated star of the past 15 years. As well, Carlos Beltran is an excellent player and I really like his game.
However, I despise Roger Clemens. I despise Lance Berkman. I can't stand Jeff "Porno Moustache" Kent. I am not much of a fan of their dopey stadium, either.
As well, two of my favorite players play on Atlanta: Marcus Giles and Andruw Jones (my all-time favorite player). Giles is a little guy (like me), but has a huge bat and an even bigger ego. A.J. is one of the cockiest guys in the league and he makes everything look so easy in the outfield.
More importantly, though, how can you not root for Bobby Cox and Leo Mazzone? These guys took a team devoid of any real pitchers (Jared Wright!?!) and re-made it into a division winner. If Cox isn't the best manager in the game, I don't know who is. He seems to always to run into a new preseason problem and fix it within the season. Lots of turnover; two things remain the same: Cox and Mazzone.
This is anything but the Braves organization's strongest team, and I'm not sure they can get past the Astros. But, I'm hoping.
That is that. I'm hoping for a Red Sox/Yankees ALCS (who isn't?) and a Braves/Cardinals NLCS. We'll see how it ends up.