Columns:

Unfortunately, many of the columns I wrote while in college for The MU Student News have been lost in the redesign of the paper's site. I have posted two of the columns from my files: my mascots column and the column I wrote after September 11, 2001. Hopefully, I will be put more of them up on this site soon. I also write a sporadic column for The Gazette. I started this column very recently, so there have only been two columns published.

Taking it to the next eXtreme level in the cliché zone

'Real World' anything but real

Stupid is as stupid buys

When technology fails to impress, blame 'The Jetsons'

Keep on truckin' with newest fashions

Living the dog's life: Naked, hungry and huggable

School daze -- memories of those glorious four years

At the top of my list -- I hate lists

Apartment living: Do not try this at home