Best of the decade: 1-10

10.

Band: Sufjan Stevens
Album: Ilinois

It’s hard not to be repetitive when I’ve already outlined why I like Sufjan Stevens. Illinois is better than Michigan. The crazy arranged stuff is more fun, the subtle beauty is more subtle. “Chicago” is just such an amazing song, with Stevens’ voice taking center stage.

It’s hard to defend Stevens, certainly. How do you look at him and not see the decade-long backlash against hipsters in his music? Illinois straddles the irony/sincerity line as much as any record — hell, all of Stevens’ music is like this.

Stevens is almost a point-by-point recitation of a certain stereotype. Midwestern transplant to New York (not just New York, but the hipster-est of the boroughs, Brooklyn)? Check. Raised by hippie parents? Check. Soft-spoken? Check. Fully arranged, crazy music, buttressed by tender songwriter stuff? Check. Boyish good looks? Check. One weird thing about which is personal, but pervades his work (in Stevens’ case, religion)? Check. Lyrics that are literate and layered? Check. Hell, Stevens’ latest work is a multimedia project involved the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway! How much more hipster can you get?

The 2000s have seen both the expansion and backlash of “hipster” culture. A close friend of mine was a hipster for Halloween a few years ago and it was not considered weird. American Apparel ads traffic in this image, with waifish chicks, stubbled dudes and almost kiddie porn iconography. Pitchfork’s Web site has become one a hitmaker. McSweeney’s has taken over a certain corner of the literary world, even getting to the point that Dave Eggers wrote the adapted screenplay for the Where The Wild Things Are movie. Wes Anderson is a leading director, all twee and old Euro mod music. Video game makers use Matador back catalogs (MLB2k7), Sub Pop tracks (the Rock Band series) and Bloc Party songs (the EA FIFA series) to soundtrack their games. People — myself included — drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and aren’t sure why.

Stevens has surfed along this wave, both negatively and positively. He gets a huge backlash (see my piece on Michigan and my friend’s comment about it), but he also gets huge critical acclaim. This album, in fact, was Pitchfork’s top album the year it was released.

Me? I love Sufjan. As somsone who wishes he was a hipster, I enjoy Stevens’ music and think it smart and interesting. The 50 states project — no, of course he’s not going to go through with it — looked to me to be awesome. I like his dopey theatrics and find them fun. But, mostly, I think his music is evocative, hook-heavy and brilliant.

9.

Band: The Postal Service
Album: Give Up

It seems as though I’m getting to the point wherein I could write a book about Ben Gibbard, considering how much I’ve written about him. I know this isn’t true; I don’t have the discipline, knowledge, writing skill or interest in writing a book. But, really, I think about the guy’s work a lot. Far more than a 28-year-old should.

It’s certainly up for debate — it’s a debate in my own head, for example — as to which is the best of Gibbard’s work, but there is hardly any question that Give Up is in that conversation. Success-wise, it’s certainly up there as the album has gone nearly platinum for Sub Pop. Similarly, the Postal Service’s music has been used in advertisements, movies and television shows.

As with many of the albums near the top of my list, Give Up has an interesting gestation story which I will not recount here (our friend Wikipedia has the story).

How twee is too twee?

I say that as an unabashed Wes Anderson fan and someone who counts David Eggers as his favorite author. But, twee in music is a concept that often grates on me. Give Up isn’t twee in the most strict sense of the word, but there is certainly a “too cute” thing about it.

So, there’s the question: How does Give Up stay outside that distinction? It’s all beeps, boops and Ben Gibbard’s whispery “I’m a sensitive guy” vocals. There’s little of the vitriol in Gibbard’s best work (“Tiny Vessels,” the All-Time Quarterback record, the second Death Cab album, etc.) evident on the Postal Service record.

Indeed, Gibbard talks a big “I only write sad songs” game, but he’s nearly always wounded in his writing. He never puts out the anger needed in so many breakup songs (this is why “Tiny Vessels” is so great. It’s stone fucking cold.), but rather plays the hurt ex-boyfriend. That’s all good and well, but even on his great work — Give Up included — he doesn’t sound strong enough.

All that said, there’s something undeniably charming and engrossing about Give Up. It is, no doubt, infectious. In interviews, Gibbard and Tamborello studied popular music and attempted to copy the musical themes — within the context of their own work, of course — and make a record. Give Up does this.

I once wrote that Belle and Sebastian isn’t good pop music and if you thought that, you’re an asshole. I cannot say the same thing about Give Up, as the record is about a great as a pop album as recorded. Rolling Stone called it “cuddly little New Wave reverie,” which is very apt.

The album is full of highlights, no doubt, but “Such Great Heights” is the near-perfect craft. The short guitar lines, the shuffling drums and Gibbard’s soft vocal are all the type of thing that shoots up the charts. Gibbard’s sugary sweet opening is among the great love song bits ever written:

I am thinking it’s a sign.
That the freckles in our eyes.
Are mirror images and
When we kiss they’re perfectly aligned.

Again, he dances around the easy love song dynamics, but reaserts the “we are perfect” motif. It’s a striking bit of writing.

The rest of the album is similarly excellent, from the daydreaming “Sleeping In” to the rememberance of a relationship song “Clark Gable” to “Brand New Colony,” a song nearly as sweet as “Such Great Heights.” “Nothing Better” — a duet with Jen Wood — wasinspired by Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me?” and is a perfect update to the song.

Give Up is a wonderful piece of music, straddling the line of “too cute” indie and sincere pop music, dancing between singer/songwriter stuff and electronic music. Six years in, I still listen to it a lot.

8.

Band: The Strokes
Album: Is This It?

Maybe this is an overstatement — as in, this is almost certainly an overstatement — but the Is This It? represents a big change in music for me. The record’s timing — it was released in the United States in October 2001 — made for it having a weird place in my head. The fall of 2001 was the fall of my junior year of college and the year I was supposed to go to CMJ Music Marathon for the Strokes’ big coming out party and I couldn’t go into the KCOU offices that fall without being reminded of this fact. Every day, another call or card telling us about the band. I still have lanyards and passes for their shows at CMJ.

Of course, right before CMJ happened, life in the U.S. changed. I’m not going to recount my story here. If you want to read it, click away. It was well-publicized that the song “New York City Cops” was removed from the U.S. release because of its less-than-great portrayal. But the point is this: I think of the Strokes and I think of the hype.

Indeed, RCA and the band’s management promoted the Strokes more than anything I’d experienced. Our DJs were pestering me to put the record into our format way before I’d gotten it — this was slightly before leaking records was huge.

I guess this shit has been happening for forever, but the Strokes record was the first time I’d ever experienced it as a member of the media (albeit college radio), but the Is This It? was almost the definition of “famous for being famous.” In the college radio world, manufactured bands — the Strokes have always been considered manufactured — were looked at as some facisimile of a band. And I guess I saw it the same way, as more hype than anything else. A boy band with guitars, basically.

The Strokes were just another in the Kinks ripoff crowd; The White Stripes and Oneida were doing the same thing in a new minitrend. Garage rock was going to be the next emo or math rock and would pass just the same. That the Strokes were standing on the shoulders of the industry’s hype machine made it that much worse.

Boy, was I wrong.

Is This It? is the strongest in a mediocre year for albums, but, man is it strong. The album is carefree in a way that screams youth.

It’s easy to see the proto-punk aspects of the album. The band’s guitar work has the a Velvet Underground feel at times, while it also has a sound reminiscient of a more hook-happy Televison. Rhytymically, it’s a restrained MC5 or Stooges, with fury muted behind a crooning singer.

“Last Night,” while annoying when overplayed, is a fun little romp. “Barely Legal” has the staccato beat of New Wave. “Take It or Leave It” is carefree, with Julian Casablancas’ voice modulating between his raspy scowl and a sultry croon.

Not everything needs to be emotionally evocative. Is This It? evokes something different, an escape from the actual emotion of life.

7.

Band: Radiohead
Album: In Rainbows

I recently earned (earned. Ha!) my Master’s Degree in journalism and the preeminent issue in that subject is the effect technology has had on the industry. Media, in general, has had to deal with technology in a way that few other industries have — car companies aren’t hurting because people are making cheaper Internet cars.

I guess I’d put the music industry in that “media” category. It started with FTP servers with bootlegs; I used to load up dialup to download Elliott Smith bootlegs on my parents’ computer in high school. Napster then came onto the scene and made it such that any college student paying for music was, to be frank, a damned fool. The record industry — big labels, small labels, artists, promoters, whatever — wasn’t making money for their work.

Threats of bullshit lawsuits and innovations in commerce has made it such that illegally downloading music is less of an blip on my radar screen, but torrent technology is clearly making it such that the record industry is still hurting.

And, really, that’s for the best.

The music industry machine is a bullshit industry, as Steve Albini famously wrote in MaximumRocknRoll so many years ago. Bands don’t get treated properly and the entire of the band has made something like five grand for a record that made the label three million. That, of course, is not right. This is why bands tour so much and try to sell so much merchandise.

Technology has made it such that artists will directly get their music to fans via the Web. No record stores, no iTunes, no Amazon. Just the band’s Web site. We’re not there yet — a band has to have a gigantic following to do so — but we will be.

Enter Radiohead.

The In Rainbows pricing scheme was a publicity stunt — I think the band believed in the goodness of people, but it was still clearly a publicity stunt — as “pay what you want” is clear nonesense, especially with DRM-free music. Nevertheless, it was revolutionary.

I’ve always joked that a Radiohead fan would buy an album of Thom Yorke farting into a mic. Radiohead’s fanbase is rabid. And, as such, many people did pay for In Rainbows, even after it was released as a physical record, in stores. The album is one of the best-selling and most distributed albums of recent vintage. It was a brilliant publicity stunt and a brilliant way to bridge the gap between the artist and the fan.

Lost in the shuffle of the revolutionary release of the album is the brilliance of In Rainbows. The album is only rivaled by OK Computer and The Bends in strength of the band’s albums. Letting Yorke dabble in solo work took the electronic fiddling away from the band, with an apparent emphasis on melody, craft and arrangments.

The cellos on “Reckoner” are funereal, while the atmospherics of “Jigsaws Falling Into Place” echo Yorke’s seduction lyrics. “House of Cards” and “Nude” are pretty and delicate, while “Weird Fishes/Arpeggi” swirls around Yorke’s double-tracked vocals.

The band’s striking thesis — technology is robbing us of our humanity — has drenched every Radiohead album. In Rainbows is no different. The album opener, “15 Step,” starts with a drum machine, only to be usurped by an an actual drum line. “Bodysnatchers” relies on a shuffling guitar and a uptempo beat to back up the tension in the fear of conformity (“Has the light gone out for you?/Because the light’s gone for me/It is the 21st century”). The album’s closer, “Videotape,” recounts a judgment day of sorts, swirling around electronic elements of the song. It’s pessimistic, of course, but equally beautiful.

In the abstract, it’s a decidedly 2000s album. In the concrete, it’s one of Radiohead’s best.

6.

Band: Jay-Z
Album: The Black Album

Jay-Z’s “retirement” album had the rapper working out a personal narrative before our eyes. With an eye toward Notorious B.I.G., The Black Album lets Jay paint a picture full of regrets, pronouncements and theses. It’s a damned shame he has continued to make records because he could have gone out on top.

Calling one’s album The Black Album is a not surprisingly egoist move by Shawn Carter, but not one unprecedented. Comparing his record to the Beatles’ opus is silly, but we’ve come to know that Jay’s record is fucking brilliant.

“Lucifer” is one of Kanye West’s best productions, with a bouncing beat and Jay’s philosphic look at life and death (“Bob” in the final verse may live or die). “Dirt Off Your Shoulder,” as so many great rap records have done, brought an urban ethos to suburban America, popular culture and even the political arena, forgetting that the song is a grade-A Timbaland production. “Change Clothes” is a Neptunes wonder that has Jay looking at his place in the game, his time in life and saying goodbye to the silliness of rap. “99 Problems” is a strong early hip hop production (thanks, Rick Rubin!) and an even stronger storytelling situation about Jay’s problems with the police and his quick thinking. “Moment of Clarity” is harsh and smart. The album’s highlight is the trilogy of introspective career-examining songs near the start of the album. “December 4th” has Jay’s mother telling stories about him, his early life and his growing up without a father. Jay fills in the blanks without a mother’s rose-colored glasses, expressing regret and some sadness. “What More Can I Say” has Jay showing off a harsher flow, with an a capella bit in the middle. “Encore” completes the trilogy with a flourish, celebratng his

It would be easy to simply do as most rappers do and talk about stacks and guns and whatever. And Jay does some of that, no doubt. But, The Black Album is honest and smart. It’s a man coming to terms with his mortality and the mortality of his career.

5.

Band: Mastodon
Album: Crack the Skye

From dick joke enthusiasts to video gamers, Mastodon’s 2009 Crack the Skye hits near the top of the list. Indeed, the album is Mastodon’s attempt at moving away from Neurosis and Slayer and becoming more like Tool and Pink Floyd. The results are, needless to say, amazing.

4.

Band: Wilco
Album: Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

If Radiohead can tell you how much the music industry sucks, the ballad of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is an exercise in Albini’s theory that the industry is a disaster. As the brilliant documentary I Am Trying to Break Your Heart touches upon, the making of YHF was full of band infighting and label problems. Warner wanted another Summerteeth and Wilco instead got indie rock stalwart Jim O’Rourke to produce the album instead.

What follows is shockingly good. Summerteeth is a certain type of near-perfect album with pop hooks and moving production, but YHT is better. Gone are the pop gems, though the hooks remain, layered on top of dissonant orchestrations, small samples and Jeff Tweedy’s excellent lyrics.

The album’s place in the decade is something of a coincidence. Released in early 2002, songs like “War on War” and “Ashes of American Flags” seem to be — not unlike the overpraised and crappy Bruce Springsteen album the Rising — written about the decade’s defining, tragic moment. But, indeed, the record’s release was delayed and delayed. Nevertheless, the songs have some cache in regards to the events, from the slow developing opener to the catchy and acoustic “Jesus, Etc.” “Kamera” and “Heavy Metal Drummer” both recall wonderful days of old, with a nostalgia reserved for other bands.

In the way that it’s a place in the evolution of Wilco — from the country rock stylings of A.M. all the way to the dadrock of Wilco (The Album)YHT is a distinctly 2000s album.

3.

Band: Lil Wayne
Album: The Carter III

I wanted, so desperately, to put this album in the top slot. So desperately. I really love this album. It probably doesn’t define my life or the times like the first two records do, herego, no. 3.

I’m probably overstating this — certainly possible, as I am ignorant about most music and have a really small level of experience from which to draw — but I’ll compare Tha Carter to, probably, my favorite album of all-time: Dark Side of the Moon. Tha Carter is weird and it shows a man who can jump around genres and still put out a record that people (as in, the hoi palloi) love. In the same way that Dark Side is a prog rock record with outstanding hooks, Tha Carter III is a club record seemingly written and recorded by a man who truly doesn’t give a shit. Like, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien-level of “don’t give a shit.”

That’s an important distinction to be made. Rap music suffers as art — in the eyes of mostly white critics — for many reasons, but the overt commercialism in it is a huge part of that (other reasons include: a misunderstanding of black culture at large, overhomophobia in rap lyrics, off-putting videos.). One of Wayne’s pre-Tha Carter III‘s most famous appearances was his hook on Fat Joe’s “Make it Rain” single. On the best remix (listen here), Wayne is joined by about a million rappers (Actually, just DJ Khaled, Fat Joe, R. Kelly, T.I., Birdman, Rick Ross and Ace Mac) and it’s striking to see the difference between lyrical styles. As in, Wayne isn’t rapping just about how many stacks he has or how he’s got cars. Indeed, Wayne uses some actual wordplay (making references to the Weather Channel, geography and TV) while T.I., basically, just talks about cars. Bleh.

Or take Wayne’s guest spot on Keri Hilson’s awesome “Turnin’ Me On.” Using the (very) sexual theme of the song, Wayne works blue and hopes that the chick’s “Vagina’s tight,” maybe the only use of that word in a song that works, while then bragging about his skills down below by “I go underwater and hope your piranha bite.” It’s oddly charming, very weird and really clever. And those are just guest spots. The type of shit most artists just phone into the studio.

Even the best rappers spend a lot of time talking about much money they have. Even Tha Carter III has a fuck ton of that — the best song on the entire record is about throwing money in a strip club, after all. But, while most rappers just fuck around and lazily rhyme “money” with “funny” and words with themselves, Wayne just stopped caring, at some point.

No, he’s probably not a better person than T.I. or whoever. But, then again, maybe he is.

Much has been made about Wayne’s work ethic, but I do wonder if all of this “I just record and let the label deal with it” nonsense is nonsense. On one hand, the few setlists posted online suggest he doesn’t do play up his shows for album sales. Clearly, he just does whatever song is on his mind and he’s recently recorded.

Rap music is the dominant genre in music and has been for some time. We’re at a point wherein commercial music can be artistic and no one has done this like Lil Wayne has with Tha Carter III.

2.

Band: Death Cab For Cutie
Album: We Have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes

I’ve told the story on the podcast, so I won’t repeat it, but Tony Kornheiser is the reason I work in journalism. My fandom of his has waned somewhat — if I wanted to listen to old Jews complain, I have other avenues of doing that (my family) — but I continue to listen to his radio show via podcast every day.

A frequent guest is sportswriter Liz Clarke. Clarke’s utterly charming, slightly self-effacing and makes the show about 500 times better than it should be (Tracee Hamilton is similar, though less charming than Clarke). Like Kornheiser, Clarke’s a big fan of Bruce Springsteen fan.

A few weeks back, she told the story of going to see Springsteen twice on this particular tour, including once in out of town to see him do Springsteen’s second album in its entirety. Despite having seen Springsteen live over 100 times, Clarke still did this because the album was that important to her.

The All Tomorrow’s Parties festivals have put on a series called “Don’t Look Back” that does this sort of thing. Tortoise has performed for ATP, as have many other bands I enjoy (Dirty Three doing Ocean Songs sounded particularly awesome). This past year’s Pitchform Festival similarly did such a thing, with Public Enemy, Yo La Tengo, Built to Spill and others doing classic albums. I wish I could’ve seen many of the shows, but they’ve mostly been away from me and I am poor.

I have seen Mastodon do Crack the Skye front to back on the band’s last tour and it was, in Clarke’s words, a religious experience. It’s among the great moments in my concertgoing life and Mastodon didn’t just kill it. They blew the doors off the 9:30 Club.

But, Clarke’s reception of Springsteen’s second album was larger. Her experience of Springsteen is larger, on some level, and I probably have more bands I adore than Clarke does. Seh’s like many Springsteen fans I know: She’ll see him several times on a tour.

In trying to identify a band I identify myself with as much as Clarke does, I don’t know that I can. Most of my favorite bands… That doesn’t work. I don’t think I’d want to see any of Tortoise’s records, front to back (not because all the albums aren’t great, front to back. They are.). Indeed, post-rock is detached, on some level. I’d certainly not refuse Wilco, were they to play Yankee Hotel Foxtrot (or, for that matter, the sublimely perfect Summerteeth) at a local venue, but I had the chance to see them last year and didn’t take it, as Wilco’s most recent albums suck. Hard.

And Clarke’s story just reminded me that We Have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes would be that album. I would absolutely fly out of town to see — well, assuming I could afford it — the band play it.

Look, it’s no secret that music is a huge part of my life. I write these stupid lists and I put up these stupid reviews; music soundtracks nearly everything I do. I struggle constantly with my love of Ben Gibbard’s songwriting and my fandom of Death Cab for Cutie.

This album was my introduction to Gibbard’s work and it remains his best. While The Postal Service record is too twee and Death Cab’s more recent albums meander far too often, We Have the Facts and We’re Voting Yes is the story of a breakup, with the ups, downs and in-betweens therein.

Albums are tattooed on our brains often because of the moment when we heard them. I’ve told the story before, but it remains, I love Death Cab’s second record because I was at transitory point in my life. It occupies a brilliant, beautiful space. It speaks to all those with broken hearts, all those who have been taken apart. Unlike many of the albums on the list, it is timeless.

1.

Band: Isis
Album: Panopticon

Pitchfork’s recitation of why “B.O.B.” was the great included a line about the war that, sadly, came to define much of the decade:

The title– aka “Bombs Over Baghdad”, a phrase that sounded oddly anachronistic in 2000, sadly ubiquitous two and a half years later– is only the start of it.

It’s not an unfair assessment and, obviously, the tragedy that is the Iraq War has defined much of my post-college life. The war started my senior year and dominated three election cycles in that time. Thousands dead. Trillions of dollars spent. It’s a war of serious consequence.

But, really, how can anyone talk about this decade without thinking in terms of Sept. 11? A few records on this list dealt with that tragedy in one way or another — the catchphrasing of You Are Free, the loneliness of Sea Change and the overt politics of One Beat come to mind — but nothing comes close to the all-enveloping nature of the emotion of the time like Panopticon. Like the concept and prisons of its name, the record takes over your brain, from the first second of “So Did We” to the final crunching riffs of “Grinning Mouths.”

The album’s artwork and liners mention security, and nothing feels like the security, fear and emotions that have overwhelmed the U.S. in our dealings with the world like Panopticon. Nothing gets to the isolation modernity gives us, within that context, like Panopticon does (Though, Radiohead has tried to do this). Nothing combines these things like Panopticon while using all instruments as phrase-constructors.

In a post-9/11 world (that is a phrase I never thought I’d put on this site), Panopticon is a letter of warning, a letter of reflection and a recitation of apology. Indeed, Isis accomplishes this all while maintaining a minimal lyric sheet. I’m not sure I’ve everheard a record say so much with so little in the way of lyrics. No, it’s not instrumental, but Aaron Turner uses simple lines (“Backlit” features a lovely “Always on you” line to build the song’s structure). Similarly, the guitar work is measured and phrased in such a way that the band is almost writing a concise story. The “Syndic Calls” guitar breaks are rhytmic and heavy, repeating and building. Like the best post-rock, Panopticon is not afraid of slowly constructing musical phrases.

Every time I listen to Panopticon, I marvel at how layered and beautiful it is, as an album. Relying on anticipation more than anything, the album has an unparalelled tension. Even with the cookie monster growl and a reminder of our fucked up existence, it’s the album of the decade. Both gorgeous and reflective, it’s brilliant.

Best of the decade: 11-20

20.

Band: Mastodon
Album: Leviathan

And so it began.

My relationship with Mastodon began with an album that used a classic American novel as a metaphor for the band’s trials and tribulations. It’s a pretty stupid novelty, but I love the idea of music based on books. So, when I saw the furied whale album cover at, of all places, Target… I bought it.

I’ve probably listened to the full album somewhere in the neighborhood of, 500 times since then. Whereas Blood Mountain has some great tracks (“Colony of Birchmen,” of course, is a classic), there are no mediocre songs on Leviathan. There aren’t any average songs. Every song is good, every song is furious and true, with the wailing (whaling?) musicianship flying out of my headphones.

“Island” thrusts forward, eventually coasting into insanity. “Hearts Alive” is 13 minutes of movements, where “Megalodon” is the kind of exercise in guitar playing that Steve Vai wishes he could have accomplished (the beginning of “Aqua Dementia” would fit this, too).

And those are the lesser songs on the album.

“Blood and Thunder” is one of the band’s signature songs, with a punishing drum sound and a Van Halen-esque guitar breakdown between Bill Kelliher and ex-banjo player Brent Hinds. “I am Ahab” has doubled guitar harmonies, perfect triplet repetition and Troy Sanders’ best singing. “Seabeast” is all shuffle and anger. “Iron Tusk” has the best melodic guitar line this side of Iron Maiden. And “Seabeast.” Oh, “Seabeast.”

This is what metal should be, folks.

19.

Band: Grizzly Bear
Album: Veckatimest

Veckatimest was my favorite non-Mastodon album of the last year, buoyed by a handful of absolutely brilliant champer pop tracks. “Ready, Able” — to cite one — has timing, strings and atmospher-y production to be an awesome Portishead song. But, it also has the emotive songwriting that could be a great Death Cab song. And the combination of it all that makes it almost Radiohead-eque.

“Ready, Able,” by the way, is the third-best song on the album.

18.

Band: Songs:Ohia
Album: The Lioness

A suicide note set to music and the inspiration for what I mistakenly called my “opus.”

17.

Band: Iron & Wine
Album: The Shepherd’s Dog

Nearly the best in a mediocre year of albums, 2007’s The Shepherd’s Dog is no slouch. Sam Beam’s best work shines on the record, with a full band production style missing from his previous work. Beam jumps from genre to genre, all while doing his signature Nick Drake-meets-the-American-South impression.

“Boy With A Coin” is a godsend.

16.

Band: OutKast
Album: Stankonia

There is a stop on the DC Metro (our version of the subway) that serves Springfield, Va. It also serves a neighboring town called Franconia. I always think of this album when I get on the train that goes toward Franconia-Springfield.

I hate to continue to dive into the race-card pool, but is this record nearly as popular with black people as it is with white people? I have to think that it’s not. Stankonia is nearly the picture of my Kanye West theory — that any strangeness/introspection/oddities=great for the mostly white rock critic audience that reviews most record — with the Source giving it a good, not great review (four of five stars, though, in its defense, Vibe gave it a 9 of 10). On the other hand, Village Voice, Pitchfork and AV Club have all given it perfect or near-perfect marks. In fact, “B.O.B.” was Pitchfork’s number one track of the decade. Friend of the site Alyssa loves OutKast.

I can’t help but look at OutKast and think “Decemberists.” Great idea, not great in practice. The production on their records is pedestrian, at best. The duo’s flow is choppy, at best. Listening to their records is mostly just a chore. I want to like OutKast — I aspire to the pretentious white rock critic archetype. I really do. But, the duo has one good album, nay, great album.

Ranked — properly, I’d say — 359 on the RS list, this album is great.

15.

Band: Broken Social Scene
Album: You Forgot it in People

Released the year I graduated college, I did not find this record until some years later. This happened largely because I mostly eschewed new music in the immediate time after graduation, especially the critically acclaimed stuff. I’ve recovered and love Arcade Fire, Bloc Party and this record, but lost Animal Collective and TV on the Radio somewhere in the mix.

Anyway, I’ve written about the soft, muffled brilliance that is this albm, mostly wrapped in stories of breakups and weird experiences. I’m always surprised that no one comments on these stories.

14.

Band: Cat Power
Album: You Are Free

Pretty strange that Dave Grohl makes two appearances on my list, neither time for the Foo Fighters. God, I hate that band (save for one fucking brilliant album released a while ago).

Framed within the top 100 of Pitchfork’s list, I adore You Are Free. On first listen, I was in love and with each subsequent listen, I enjoy this record as much as that first listen. Like the best lyricists, Chan Marshall’s words can go a million ways, but evoke something in each track.

13.

Band: Yo La Tengo
Album: And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out

Yo La Tengo has been a constant in my indie rock life. They were the first band a friend Andrew showed me. It was this album that made me feel like I belonged in college. And it remains a band I enjoy with those important to me.

12.

Band: Kanye West
Album: The College Dropout

There’s no two ways to say it: Kanye West’s debut album is amazing. He isn’t the rapper that, say, Jay-Z is, but he’s a superlative producer and writer. His lyrics are clever, instrospective and conscious. He dances on the line of bizarre commercialism and self-diagnosis on the album, hitting up religion (for the album’s worst song) also for good measure.

“Through the Wire” is an autobiographical dance through the story of West’s car crash that led to his jaw being wired shut. “Two Words” is an anti-establishment romp with guest sots from The Harlem Boys Choir, Freeway and Mos Def. It’s the album’s best track. “All Falls Down,” based on a Lauryn Hill sample, is the most self-reflective song about the black community since Tupac’s “Changes,” only about 100 times better. “Slow Jamz” started West’s stupid love of Jamie Foxx (though, the Twista rap on it is brilliant), yet remains a great song. “The New Workout Plan” is sarcastic and clever. “We Don’t Care” is West’s motivational rap, done first.

The album is catchy. It’s smart. It’s great.

Look, Kanye West clearly thinks his shit doesn’t stink, which is annoying. But, he can back it up. He’s flat-brilliant. His writing is clear and smart, emphasizing his own insecurities to make a larger point on tracks like “All Falls Down.” His production is striking and catchy. Yes, he shouldn’t have fucked up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Yes, I’m tired of his blogging. Yes, his fashion line looks ridiculous.

But, as long as he keeps producing records like this one, he’s great. As long as he’s a musician, I want to hear what he’s doing.

11.

Band: Tortoise
Album: It’s All Around You

I’d say that Tortoise’s five proper album is departure, but the brilliance of Tortoise is that the band doesn’t really have a formula from which to depart. The first record was a wonderful post-rock album that largely set the standard for the genre, while 1996’s Millions Now Living Will Never Die started out with a 20-minute song. TNT is tight and worldly, while Standards uses electronics and prog-rock.

The title track of It’s All Around You is among the band’s best songs. It’s an exercise in layered production, with vibes, drums and a brilliant Jeff Parker guitar line leading the way. It’s the best instrumental of the decade, rivaled only by Mogwai’s “Friend of the Night.”

Best of the decade: 21-30

30.

Band: Battles
Album: Mirrored

As previously written, Mirrored is the sound of the future, for worse or for (mostly) better.

(Album preview here.)

29.

Band: Beck
Album: Sea Change

Once of two Beck records to be on the RS 500 list (440), Sea Change still makes me cry. “End of the Day” was part of a terribly difficult time in my life — the record was favored by a close friend who has passed away — and I can’t listen to the song without going back to the days around his passing.

Forgetting the personal aspects, when Beck tries to be super serious guy, he generally doesn’t pull it off. But, Sea Change does. He’s not goofy. He’s not one genre or another. He’s just a man, singing sad sad songs over swirling, glorious arrangements. Lost cause, indeed.

28.

Band: Kanye West
Album: Graduation

While Late Registration was too flashy and 808s & Heartbreak was too emo, Graduation was West’s attempt at stadium rap. He’d toured with U2 and wanted to do what U2 does. Only, you know. Not shitty.

So, he took more electronic influences (“Stronger”), spacey sounds (“I Wonder”) and, shit, Steely Dan (“Champion”) to make something of a personal record. Drawing on inspirational music, he sounds as much like a Hallmark card as a rapper (“If you admire somebody you should go head and tell ’em/ People never get the flowers while they can still smell ’em” from “Big Brother,” for example).

This is not a bad thing. West’s an introspective guy, as his first single ever (a record that will be tackled next week), “Through the Wire” showed. But, on Graduation, he kicks this up a notch. While his first two record were The Wire, his latter two have been Friday Night Lights. Both are brilliant.

27.

Band: Mogwai
Album: Mr. Beast

Mogwai’s music is the most evocative post-rock music ever produced. As intellectual as most post-rock is, Mogwai’s hits you in the emotional parts of your brain. Despite their protests, it’s music to which listeners ascribe every emotion and event. “Friend of the Night” is the example. Haunting and evocative, it’s the record you hear late in the evening, contemplating your next move while tears softly hit the pillow.

26.

Band: Ryan Adams
Album: Heartbreaker

Though he’s no Steve Earle, Ryan Adams’ first solo record is as good as anything Earle has produced. Heartbreaker has Adams modulating between sensitive country guy and sad country guy, with a few uptempo fun numbers thrown in for good measure. “Come Pick Me Up” is one of the saddest, best songs ever written. It’s as pitiful as it is beautiful.

25.

Band: Jay-Z
Album: The Blueprint

Kinda sucks that one of the decade’s great record was released on the decade’s defining day, doesn’t it?

I always wonder, in terms of black artists, if the simple formula to gain mainstream acceptance is simply “act in a way that is acceptable to the most white rock critics.”

Now.

That statement is about as loaded as it can get. And maybe every generation of white people finds black culture more acceptable (after we try and co-opt it [coughELVIS-EMINEMcough), so that’s a a moving goalpost altogether. And maybe I’m stretching it.

But.

This white person sees The Blueprint and hears soul samples and Doors samples and Jay-z impersonating Frank Sinatra as much as he is impersonating Rakim (forgetting that I hate Sinatra and love Rakim). That’s not necessarily why I love the record, but I can see why other people like it.

Again, there’s some Kanye West/Lil Wayne thing happening here. Jay’s more instrospective on songs like “Heart of the City” and he appears more thoughtful on tracks like “Song Cry.” But, really, The Blueprint is a fucking banging rap record. “Jigga That Nigga” has that great club shuffle, while “Takeover” is a diss track that’s not as blunt as, say, “Hit ‘Em Up.” It’s actually smart. “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)” has the greatest non-Lil Wayne line in rap history (“He who does not feel me is not real to me, therefore he doesn’t exist. So, poof. Vamoose, sonofabitch.”). “Girls, Girls, Girls” has B.I.G.’s listmaking, with the bravado of a lothario, all surrounded by a masterfully sampled Kanye West production (Jackson 5, anyone?).

It’s a great record, black or white.

24.

Band: Calexico
Album: Hot Rail

Tucson’s favorite sons have always combined the best of brash Mexican music and the softer side of American popular folk music, but Hot Rail is the apex.

Hot Rail is a spaghetti western. It’s a facisimile of a West that probably doesn’t exist, full of emotive cowboys — not the terrorizing bank robbers, themselves a fiction — with wild women and fearful scorpions. It’s rapid fire battles and long treks with no starvation and a beautiful dessert. It’s a pleasant old man at the garage to take in your mid-50s Chevy truck with the rounded hood and a local bar owner whose establishment has been passed down through generations.

It’s “Sonic Wind” and “Ballad of Cable Hogue” and “Service and Repair.”

23.

Band: 50 Cent
Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin’

As he showed on his later albums, 50 Cent doesn’t have much of a flow. He’s not an outstanding writer. Outside of Dr. Dre (which is like saying “outside of the home runs, Mark McGwire wasn’t a good player”), he doesn’t work with great people.

Still, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ is a masterful album. Sure, a lot of that is Dr. Dre’s hand. “In da Club” is one of the best club records around, entirely because Dre is the king of that groove. “If I Can’t” bumps like “California Love” because Dre produced both. “Heat.” “Back Down.” Same stuff.

But, 50’s flow fits his thing as well as anyone. Pure “I’m a bad motherfucker” gangster rap was falling out of favor in 2003 (Eminem killed it, partially), and 50’s story — shot nine times, nihilistic philosophy, etc. — coupled well with a very scared American populace made for a great combination. Moreover, 50’s voice is perfect with this combination. Gritty, draped in Kevlar and Hemingway-ly short, 50’s flow is mean.

Indeed, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ is undeniably brutal and kind of mean-spirited. There’s little in the way of fun-loving humor (“I love you like a fat kid loves cake” in the slow jam “21 Questions” being the exception) and the only jokes are almost entirely at the expense of Ja Rule in “Back Down” (sample line: “Your mammy, your pappy, that bitch you chasing/Your little dirty-ass kid, I’ll fucking erase them”). The sad fact, though, is that “Back Down” is a fun song, easy to sing with and fun to listen to.

It’s a harsh world. Get Rich or Die Tryin’ reminded us of that.

Just to think out loud here…

50 Cent being shot nine times is folklore now, but do people really know the full details of what happened? He basically snitched on his old crew from Queens, naming names on a record called “Ghetto Qu’ran (Forgive Me).” It was supposed to be a track on his first (never released) record, Power of the Dollar. Well, let’s just throw it to Wikipedia:

According to an affidavit by IRS agent Francis Mace, law enforcement officials believed that the shooting of 50 Cent in 2000 was in retaliation for the lyrics of the song.

Not to get too far into the details of the morality at play regarding snitching, but. What the hell was the point of naming all these people in the song? I am unequivocally for artistic freedom, but I do want to express my criticism on this action. It seems unnecessary on a song that mostly sucks anyway. What’s the gain?

22.

Band: Queens of the Stone Age
Album: Songs for the Deaf

QOTSA, moreso than friends Mastodon, is a band that really opens metal in a way that’s less ridiculous. Indeed, QOTSA doesn’t put out theme records — well, except that for this one — in the way that Mastodon does. Sure, Mastodon is harder (and a better band, really), but it’s no surprise to me that QOTSA are a more popular band. They don’t sing about, like, dragons and shit. And, of course, Josh Homme’s pop sensibility is not without merit.

Songs for the Deaf is notable for its guests, mostly. Mark Lanegan lends his vocals to a bunch of songs, notably the superlative “Hangin’ Tree” and even better “Song for the Dead.” Dean Ween plays guitar on a few songs. More importantly, of course, Dave Grohl’s drumming nearly makes the record. The aforementioned “Song for the Dead” is, basically, a lesson in thump.

The album falls off toward the end — it’s a theme album refelcting driving from Homme’s of Palm Springs up to Los Angeles, with very irritating radio things buffering songs — but the first seven tracks are pure hard rock. Album opener “You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire” — once you get past the radio bullshit — is furious and screaming, while singles “No One Knows” and “Go With the Flow” are catchy and fun (“Go With the Flow” batters while it massages). “The Sky is Fallin” has a swirling guitar and “Hangin’ Tree” has Lanegan’s best vocal this side of, well, “Song for the Dead.”

21.

Band: Sufjan Stevens
Album: Michigan

Boy, people hate Sufjan Stevens, which is sort of understandable. A friend of mine has said “So, I have a theory that no one who played in a high school concert band can possibly like his stuff,” which is probably true. Stevens puts out heavily arranged songs with far too many instruments for something that is nominally “indie” and “DIY”.”

Though I enjoy said arrangements — I’m basically musically illiterate — they are all fair points. And there is evidence of this on Michigan, the first of Steven’s 50 albums about the 50 states (of course he’s not going to finish it), as even the opener “Flint (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)” has a swarming trumpet.

But even if all those things annoy you — they don’t annoy me. I love Stevens’ descent into arrangment craziness — there is “Romulus,” Stevens’ best song. “Romulus” is not just a beautiful song, but a strinking one about familiar love, parental neglect and desperation, told softly over a picking guitar line and an easy piano. Stevens’ adds his own signature (a banjo, specifically), but his angel-pretty voice is the reason to hear the song. It’s not “Chicago” or eight minutes of “Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head! (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!).” It’s simply a really great storyteller singing a beautiful song.

Best of the decade: 31-40

40.

Band: Pinback
Album: Blue Screen Life

As mentioned in the bit about the Raconteurs, this list is often a romp through my life story since Jan. 1, 2000 (and mostly since May 2003, my college graduation). Thhe deeper I go into the list, the more I find the records that soundtracked my daily existance: The Metro, playing video games, girlfriends, whatever.

Blue Screen Life — and this is going to sound weird — is my time at The Washington Post, specifically, the Metro rides there and back. The album was my most listened-to during that time. It seemed that it was the only thing on my iPod at the time. For whatever reason, I needed to hear a song about computers (“Offlinke P.K.”) or a sweet tribute to a dead fish (“Penelope”) or a thumping math-rock song (“Prog”) or the lament of “Boo.”

And, man, it sounds just as good now as it did them. I loved that album and still love it. Angular guitars, two-man vocals and snap drums make for a great record and one that holds up.

39.

Band: Tortoise and Bonnie “Prince” Billy
Album: The Brave and the Bold

When my favorite band and one of the premier songwriters teamed up for a covers album, it was clearly going to be interesting. Though everyone doesn’t agree, I’d argue that the record surpassed even the highest expectations, with interesting arrangements and wonderful playing by everyone involved.

The album is not for the faint of heart, of course. The album starts with a sped-up version of a song by a (obscure, by Americans, at least) Brazilian guitarist. Other bands covered include the horrifying Don Williams, the unctious Richard Thompson and Melanie (of “Brand New Key” fame, though they don’t cover that song). Probably typical for the backgrounds of those involved, they cover Lungfish, Quix*O*Tic and the Minutemen, but moreovers, the highlights are the three most-known artists the band covers: Devo, Springsteen and Elton John. Oldham’s voice on “Daniel” is tender, energetic on “That’s Pep!” and perfectly desperate on “Thunder Road.” Indeed, the cover of the Springsteen classic is stripped of its nonsense and boiled down to a few things: A great lead line brought to the front and played on vintage synths, a start-stop beat and a lyric that yearns for something more.

I’ve heard a bunch of versions of this song and none is one tenth as good as this one. It’s the perfect cover: a reimaging of a song.

38.

Band: Deltron 3030
Album: Deltron 3030

Crappy Roland Emmerich movies aside, the end of the world is a pretty scary concept. Hip hop supergroup Deltron 3030 paints a surprisingly clever and surprisingly possible picture of said event on the group’s self-titled 2000 release. I love the album and believe it to be Del tha Funkee Homosapien’s best work and among Dan the Automator’s, as well. “Virus” is amazing.

Indeed, it’s kind of easy to forget, but a lot of people were really scared that the entire grid was going to explode on Dec. 31, 1999. Of course, that was all overreaction, but people were genuinely scared. Ah, 1999. You seem so long ago.

37.

Band: Cat Power
Album: The Covers Record

Because an album can’t be in the top 10 based on one song, I’ll just say that “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” is the best cover song ever recorded. Anyone who compares it disfavorably to the original completely misses the point.

This was actually the album that introduced me to Cat Power. Released my freshman year of college, it was reviewed at our station by one of my idols, a dude named John. He spoke of its charms and I finally picked up on the beauty that is Chan Marshall’s voice. I’ve been in love since.

36.

Band: 90 Day Men
Album: To Everybody

I could’ve sworn that I’ve written about this album before, but it appears I have not. I guess I’ve started to write about To Everybody a few times and stopped or something, the mark of a truly great, undescribable album.

Indeed, to say To Everybody is math rock is to say that, like, Tha Carter III is a hip hop record. Sure, yeah. It is a math rock record, but it’s so much more. It’s what the form should be.

What similarly striking is that To Everybody is a small moment in time for 90 Day Men, not a great band. Their others records are passable for what they are, but th turgid repetitivness of Panda Park was largely unbearable and a direct contrast to the dynamism of purpose and lyrical interest shown on To Everybody.

And those opening seconds of “I’ve Got Designs on You?” Pure cacaphonic heaven.

35.

Band: Jens Lekman
Album: Night Falls Over Kortedala

The longest unpublished thing to come from my metaphoric pen would be the piece from over the summer on this album. My girlfriend had just broke my heart and left town for three weeks. That sort of thing’ll mess with even the strongest, healthy person. For a self-involved idiot like me? Bad times. Basically, I took Lekman’s gorgeous chamber pop album, parsed nearly every word and tried to apply it to my own heartbreak. It took me a week to write, and three edits.

That I could extrapolate that much from a record is not a testament to my lunacy as much as it is a testament to the album’s grandiosity. It should probably be higher.

34.

Band: Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan
Album: Ballad of the Broken Seas

I really underwrote this album when I reviewed it originally. Campbell’s voice is heavenly and bounces off Lanegan’s Tom Waits impression to huge success. The guitar work is intricate and the arrangements are really lush. Moreover, “Revolver” is a counfounding, cryptic song. The lyrics are hard to figure and the harmonies are just off.

It’s also among the 10 or 20 best songs released this decade.

33.

Band: Justin Timberlake
Album: Justified

Justin Timberlake’s debut album showed the world that he wasn’t just another pretty face and a nice dance step. Working with some great producers — Timbaland and Pharrell, specifically — Timberlake was a revelation, a blue-eyed soul singer to actually enjoy.

“Rock Your Body” is pure sugar, but brilliant in its joy. “Senorita,” silly as it sounds, lodges itself into your brain and “(And She Said) Take Me Now” has that great stutter that often eludes hip hop. “Like I Love You” has a great guest appearance from Clipse and “Take It From Here” is the slow jam for the ladies.

These songs are all good and well, but “Cry Me a River” is the breakup song to end all breakup songs. Likely written about Britney Spears, the song’s production is pure Timbaland, with little synths and shuffling beats. Timberlake’s voice gets into a crazy falsetto range that, on its own, is strange. In the song? It’s a perfect ache.

32.

Band: Ludacris
Album: Back for the First Time

When I first moved out here, “Act the Fool” (from some dopey soundtrack). was unendingly popular. The only two radio stations of which I was aware were the top 40 station (Hot 99.5) and the sports radio station (Sport/Talk 980, which is now ESPN 980), so I heard “Act the Fool” about 1,000,000 times that summer. It sucked.

Which is sort of crazy, because Ludacris’ first major record is so very good. Back for the First Time — an album largely culled from the independently released Incognegro — is a revelation. Save for troll (well, only in looks. I’m sure he’s a nice fellow, but, man is he ugly) Jermaine Dupree and one track by the Neptunes, Back for the First Time is self-produced or produced by Atlanta-based Bangladesh.

Beats schmeats. As a friend recently said of “What’s Your Fantasy?” “This song is repetitve.” The key is that Ludacris is the Drew Magary of hip hop, dropping loving references, blunt object phrasing and overall smiley fun to hip hop. Indeed, there is a distinct lack of humor in hip hop — a smirk every six months from Jay-Z and a DXM-induced giggle from Lil Wayne do not count — and Ludacris is nothing if not funny. “Ho” is a three-minute joke, while “What’s Your Fantasy?” is the first goofy sex rap with the oustanding “pick up your thighs and call me the Pac Man” line said with a wink and a smile.

Sure, “Southern Hospitality” isn’t drop-down funny, but the video sure is. He dies! He’s upside down! Awesome.

31.

Band: The Shins
Album: Oh, Inverted World

The album that launched Zack Braff’s idea (also mine) that he knows something about music.