Five Man Acoustical Jam


Band: Tesla
Album: Five Man Acoustical Jam
Best song: No idea. I guess “We Can Work It Out” isn’t a total disaster, but it’s pretty bad. “Signs” was a hit, for what that’s worth.
Worst song: Gah. This album is a mess.

Technically, this isn’t an album that I own, but rather an album that I borrowed. Thanks to the good folks at the Prince George’s County Library System, I took Five Man Acoustical Jam out from the library, largely on the success of the band’s minor success in its cover of “Signs.” So, let’s be clear: I don’t own this album.

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A Tramp Shining


Band: Richard Harris
Album: A Tramp Shining
Best song: “MacArthur Park” is both the greatest and worst song.
Worst song: See above.

As evidenced by the beautiful Scarlett Johansson, actors-turned-singers need to have some grounding in musical theater to successfully make the transition to just singer. Richard Harris’s background in musicals make him someone who could phrase songs properly. The Irish actor’s turn in Camelot a year before made him perfect to intone songwriter Jimmy Webb’s songs.

I should probably say something here about Webb. Like a Burt Bachrach for the middle of the country, Webb’s compositions have a stateliness about them without delving into the crooning audacity of Bachrach’s stuff. Harris’ voice is not Glenn Campbell’s; he can’t handle the Webb arrangements as well as Campbell did.

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Anywhere I Lay My Head


Band: Scarlett Johansson
Album: Anywhere I Lay My Head
Best song: “Town with No Cheer” is admirable
Worst song: “Song for Jo” is terrible.

Mitch Hedberg was an outstanding comedian, a stoner-generation’s Steven Wright. One of his best jokes was about how he’d been asked to write a screenplay by some Hollywood folks because they’d seen his standup act. He then compared it to a chef: “You’re a good cook, but can you farm?”

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Ray Guns Are Not Just the Future


Band: The Bird and the Bee
Album: Ray Guns Are Not Just the Future
Best song: I’m kind of a sucker for tributes to, say, David Lee Roth (“Diamond Dave”). The title (?) track, “Ray Gun” is pretty nice, albeit a cheap Cardigans ripoff in some ways. “Birthday” sounds album like an Asian pop song, in a good way. “Fanfare” is awesome.
Worst song: “My Love” is just OK.

OK, so I’ve been swamped at work the last couple of weeks, so to keep on a normal publishing schedule, I’ve written something of a review. It’s in haiku form. Double haiku, actually.

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