Wonder Wonder


Band: Edith Frost
Album: Wonder Wonder
Best song: The title track is brilliantly melancholy and “Cars and Parties” is fun as well. “The Fear” is a cool little song, as well.
Worst song: “Merry Go Round” isn’t brilliant.

I will never really understand how female singer-songwriters become hits or not. I imagine some of it is timing; if Edith Frost began making records 10 years after she did (1997), maybe she would’ve become more of an internet sensation. I also — I’m sorry to say — think that, for ladies, some of it revolves around looks. Frost — not unlike Kelly Hogan, actually — doesn’t look like Chan Marshall. I imagine a lot of it is the company one keeps, as Emily Haines and Leslie Feist get a lot of play from being connected to Broken Social Scene (and Neko Case‘s connection to the New Pornographers doesn’t hurt). Continue reading

Dogs


Band: Nina Nastasia
Album: Dogs
Best song: “A Dog’s Life” is great. “Stormy Weather” is probably the best song on the record.
Worst song: “Smiley” isn’t great.

George Carlin once said — I’m sure I’m misquoting, as I can’t find it via Google — that dogs only know two different times: Now and forever. I know this probably isn’t true, as well-behaved dogs don’t freak out when the dog owner leaves the house. But, my dog? He freaks out. “Ross is gone forever. He was here now, and now is he gone forever,” he thinks.

He is an idiot.

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1984


Band: Van Halen
Album: 1984
Best song: The singles are great, though “Hot for Teacher” might be the best.
Worst song: “Girl Gone Bad” isn’t much.

I’ve a rudimentary knowledge of statistics and most of that is founded on baseball and or the various semesters I’ve spent in college flailing about a calculator. Which is to say that I take a lot of studies at face value.
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Ted Nugent


Band: Ted Nugent
Album: Ted Nugent
Best song: “Stranglehold” is awesome, “Stormtroopin'” is really great. “Queen of the Forest” doesn’t suck.
Worst song: “Where Have You Been All My Life” isn’t much.

Like many men of my political persuasion and age, I have an uncomfortable relationship with my masculinity. I like hard rock and sports, but I find the unabashedly male-ness of much of culture to be problematic. A lot of it is based in the fact- and intelligence-less of said male-ness, but nevertheless, I’m not the world’s biggest, say, football fan. I don’t like war. I really hate it when people use the term “pussy.” I have no space in my life for people who call others “fag.” I don’t like hunting. That sort of thing.
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Look Sharp!


Band: Roxette
Album: Look Sharp!
Best song: “The Look” is a really good song.
Worst song: “View from a Hill” sucks.

I was just joking around when I asked my sister “how does it feel to be 30?” on her birthday a few years back. She, not surprisingly, said the obvious: “It feels exactly the same as 29.” As I approach my 30th birthday — five months away, everyone. You still have time to buy me something fancy! — I’m sort of considering this question more and more.

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