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Band: Van Halen Album: 1984 Best song: The singles are great, though “Hot for Teacher” might be the best. Worst song: “Girl Gone Bad” isn’t much. I’ve a rudimentary knowledge of statistics and most of that is founded on baseball and or the various semesters I’ve spent in college flailing about a calculator. Which is […]

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